February 2011
Continuous Ranting
“I was intrigued and tiny bit interested”
YOU PEOPLE ARE MORONS!
Peer Editing Rant: Part 33
I feel like polishing a turd would result in more progress made than the act of me peer editing these essays. From here on in, I’m going to be brutally honest in the critiquing process.
Facepalm.
My lack of faith in humanity increases exponentially in direct relation to the amount of essays I have to peer edit for Creative Nonfiction.
January 2011
FUCK YOU! I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE IS REAL.
Oh, really? Your folks are away now? Alright,...
Creative Nonfiction: Week 3
For last week’s paper, I incorporated into my work a rather meaningful acid trip disguised as my time spent with a girl named lucy. The class unanimously described it as romantic, adorable, & innocent.
So good.
Two hours of sleep for nine hours of work. What...
I should stop playing pokemon, but it’s too damn good!
Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love. But in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again.
While editting the papers of my classmates for...
HALF OF THIS CLASS IS NOT FLUENT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
Why would you take a class that requires at least five pages of coherent English every week if you do not speak fluent English? The ignorance of the general population of the world boggles my mind tremendously.
This class fucking blows.
Rock. Me. Hard place.
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
Peer editing for Creative Nonfiction is fucking...
I love how my classmates told me to cut/edit all the parts Davis told me were phenomenal. I wish my classmates were at least half-decent at writing; reading nineteen papers a week wouldn’t be so frustrating. Have these kids even passed Transitional English? I guess if they weren’t so terrible, I wouldn’t look so damn good. In actuality, I should probably thank all of you....
Where did this sudden burst of confidence come...
& what is the rate of sustainability? I need answers, dammit!
Wonder Years Studio Update →
I think it’s safe to say, the Wonder Years are currently writing another album based entirely on my life.
Just lost an earring.
FUUUUUUUUUU-
"Abligurition:
thenkellyflew:
an actual, if very obscure, English word, which means the spending of too much money on food.”
aka me going against my new years resolution.
Oh my God. Story of my life.
I get knocked down
& that’s the end of that story.
Culture tightens its grips as soon as the word...
So, I've just become completely enthralled in the...
Is that weird?
Balance
You do not fucking exist.
I am Melrose Diner.
You can't just throw me away.
